Interests: Duran Duran, Firefly, Farscape, Mark Wahlberg
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Boromir mourns the loss of his horse

Ah, Duran, Duran, how can I hope to travel across this far scape to Imladris without you?

By the light of these fireflies, I am writing to Faramir to tell him of my plight. Alas, I am not so sharp as he, my wondrously ambidextrous, multitalented, versatile young sib.

If I could but stagger to Wahlberg, I mean, Hornburg, I would throw myself upon the mercy of the Lord of the Mark, and beg the loan of yet another horse.

Oh Faramir, Faramir, why did I not just say, “Fine, ok, whatever,” when first you shared your dream of doom?