Ch. 1 - Dead (Movie verse)

"Shut yer gob; I hear somethin’.” The Orc next to him turned.

“What are ya talkin’ about? I don’t hear nothin’,” he stated, scratching his head and looking everywhere but up.

The pail hit the first Orc’s head dead center before he even had a moment to look up. What brains were in him were effectively squashed.

“Argh,” the second Orc screamed and jumped back. “The cave is falling!” He ran right and left, screaming at the top of his lungs as more debris fell: a dismembered skeleton, a long chain, and a sword.

Pippin looked down the well, horrified.