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Vairë Was a Weaver, or, Real Men Wear Corsets  by Celeritas

The dashing Bounder Bandy

Was watching the Far Downs.

He’d left his post to flirt with girls

From all the nearby towns.

The postal lass from Delving said,

“I’ll show you how it’s done!”

She kissed him fully on the—

 

Slap!

Frodo reeled from the unexpected blow, slipped, and hit his head hard on the table.





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