Nov 5:  Pub Crawl

“The Cart and Barrel?”

“Just two. The second tasted a bit off.  I should have just had the first.”

“The Green Dragon?”

“Umm, six, I think.”

“Thinking was probably the last thing you were doing last night.  The Yellow Perch?”

“I’m not stupid.  Didn’t go to that one.”

“Well, perhaps you showed a modicum of sense.”

“’Twas too far to get to before closing time. Ow! Estella! What in Arda was that for?”

“I’ll do more than thwap you with a dish towel if you ever come home like this again, Meriodoc Brandybuck!”

“But, Estella, it was Pip’s bachelor party!”

A/N:  Prompt:  “How many pints did you have at the Green Dragon?”