Reviews (26)

PSW · 28 August 2016 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Heehee... :-) Tjis was fantastic, I laughed all the way through...

Marianel · 23 November 2014 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Hahahahaha! Where are you girls? Should we have a try at the Witch King or should he marry us all and be our slave forever?!😂 Love your story!

curiouswombat · 22 May 2010 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Good stuff! Yup - there could certainly have been a good queue to have a go at him... and, of course, whilst they debated we all know that what really happened is that a dying Mumakil fell on him...!!

annmarwalk · 22 May 2010 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Ok, I know I read this years and years ago,and have been recommending it far and wide all that time, but don't know that I actually said "Thank you!" for something that has consistently made me laugh myself silly every single time I read it - it's a true classic!

Rhyselle · 22 November 2009 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Bwhahahahaha! Oh this was just perfectly wonderfully hysterical. My children are looking at me like I'm nuts, but I just can't stop laughing! When the dead guy wandered up, I just totally lost it and it took several minutes to calm down enough to finish reading the story. Well done! This is definitely a favorite of mine!

Anonymous · 13 November 2009 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

you have me nearly feeling sorry for the poor guy! lol, this was much fun. recced here by the lj comm lotr_glee. :)

Mîdhaer · 17 September 2009 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

I noticed one big error here. The prophecy actually did not specify no living man. The exact words were: "Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of a man shall he fall" And another thing, Aragorn could, from a purely technical standpoint, join in the fun. He was a decendent of Elros Tar-Minyuatar, Elrond's twin brother.

Mîdhaer · 22 July 2009 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

*silent laughter* *deep breath in* *more laughter* LOL I always wondered why Wiki thought he was invulnerable. I mean seriously, no living man!? In Middle-Earth!? I always knew Wiki was a fool.

Eärossë · 22 May 2009 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

I always wondered why the Witch King thought that he could not be killed because he couldn't die by the hand of a man. Hannon le. This is a wonderful story Namarie, Eärossë

Lilan · 21 July 2008 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Oh my...what a hoot. I can't believe it somehow skipped my attention before!! And you've made me sympathize with the poor WiKi... :)))

annmarwalk · 21 July 2008 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

I'd read this years ago but Lady Brawyn recommended it today, so here I am. What a hoot! It's a good thing Professor Tolkien never stopped to consider how many of his characters fell under the category "No Living Man," heehee.

Aranel of the Golden Flower · 2 May 2007 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

I believe this should go into the guiness book of records for the most non-LOTR fans to laugh at a fanfiction!! well it certainly inspired a chuckle from the five other people crammed into my pc room!!

pipinheart · 12 August 2005 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

very amuzing, very cocky indeed!...Love it...

Yo Ho! · 31 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

OMG! That was just TOO priceless! I'm still laughing! Needless to say, I loved it!

Lynn · 25 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Too funny. I've always wondered why the 'no living man' prophecy was such a big deal, considering all the entities in Middle Earth who are neither living nor men.

Lar · 23 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

hehe.........no "living man" that was funny!!!!

*~SuGaR~* · 21 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOIUS!!!!!!!!! Especially the last bit...the eagles!!!! hahahahahahahha...when i read about Glorfindel saying that no living man could slay the Witch-king i was like...ummm...Glorfindel, you're not a man yourself...heh, glad someone finally brought it all into perspective!!! =) *~SuGaR~*

Tathar · 19 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Heehee, very funny and well-done! I hadn't thought of just how many inhabitants of Middle-Earth fell outside the description of "living man"... *snicker* I enjoyed it a lot! :D

Kithkin · 17 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Go Mom! ^_^ Very funny! And yes, more people do seem to read your *ahem* shorter stories. :P

shirebound · 17 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read! Poor Witch-king!

Mirari · 17 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

*Cackles with laughter*

Portia · 17 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Bwah! This was great. I always thought Tolkien needed to think through his little Witch-King scene a bit more--if Aragorn and his buddies had shown up at Pelennor a bit earlier, there might very well have been an army of non-Men to face the Nazgul!

Breon Briarwood · 17 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Aw, poor Witchy-King, outnumbered and surrounded. There's nothing like having your whole reason for being just trampled into the mud, huh?

Kitt of Lindon · 17 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

That is too funny! I never thought it that way before.

Raksha The Demon · 17 March 2004 · Chapter 1: No Living Man

Very funny! I almost feel sorry for the Witch-King.