Don't Panic!
by Boz4PM
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... [Please note: this story is NOT a Mary-Sue and was posted here at the request of the site owner. Warning: STRONG language (hence the rating) but only on occasion in the first couple of chapters.]
PG-13
· Complete
· Updated 12 December 2005
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir II, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Frodo Baggins, Gandalf, Gildor, Gimli, Gloin, Glorfindel, Halbarad, Legolas, Merry, Original Character(s), Pippin, Samwise Gamgee
Chapters
- 1. You Have To Be Kidding (4,244 words)
- 2. Bunny Stew (3,583 words)
- 3. The Horror of Bree (4,656 words)
- 4. Clear As Mud (4,100 words)
- 5. The Latrine of Doom (4,347 words)
- 6. Pennies Dropping (4,554 words)
- 7. That Old River in Egypt (5,613 words)
- 8. Reality Bites (4,834 words)
- 9. Curiouser and Curiouser (6,870 words)
- 10. Calm Before The Storm (4,822 words)
- 11. The Proverbial Hits the Fan (5,542 words)
- 12. All Hell Breaks Loose (4,701 words)
- 13. A Square Peg (4,421 words)
- 14. The Complete Set (4,305 words)
- 15. DO Balrogs Have Wings? (4,390 words)
- 16. The Mirror Cracked From Side to Side (4,410 words)
- 17. Beauties and Nincompoops (4,800 words)
- 18. Sense and Sensibilities (5,143 words)
- 19. Another Fine Mess (5,466 words)
- 20. Open Mouth, Change Feet (5,047 words)
- 21. The Prodigal Son (5,684 words)
- 22. A Friend In Need (4,270 words)
- 23. So Long, Farewell... (5,642 words)
- 24. ... Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu! (5,583 words)
- 25. To Balrog or Not To Balrog (6,623 words)
- 26. Sending Out An S.O.S. (3,861 words)
- 27. The Final Curtain (5,406 words)