Ch. 64 - Never Ask A Hobbit Home To Tea
Never buy a watch without you hear it ticking;
Never send a post without you do some licking;
Never open a window, when the rain the panes are slicking,
And never ask a Hobbit home to tea,
Oh me, oh my!
Never ask a Hobbit home to tea,
He'll eat your pantry dry!
Yes - never ask a Hobbit home to tea.
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A/N - I rarely ever remember dreams but this little ditty is the second in a week! (see A Ghost In Dol Amroth).... but I woke up and could 'hear' the words, 'never buy a watch,' and it took off from there. I have no idea if this is a poem or a song or what! I hope readers will realize that a pantry must be VERY full indeed before one dares invite a Hobbit home to tea.