Romancing the Smut
Merry sat writing a heartfelt love verse
Full of wit and pith, with nothing too terse
But Pippin explained, "to get a chuckle
You need to keep it quite near the knuckle."
Merry wrote, "Éowyn, virtuous and blessed,"
Pippin then added, "has a nice chest!"
Merry wrote "Shield Maiden, true, bold and fast…"
Pippin appended, "she's got a nice arse!"
Merry wrote, "Fair maid, please be not glum…"
Pippin remarked, "with the size of your bum!"
Merry wrote, "I love your verve, cool and wits!"
Pippin exclaimed, "as much as your tits!"
Merry wrote, "Éowyn your insight's uncanny…"
Pippin said "yes, but so is your fanny."
Merry wrote, "She has beauty, beyond compare!
Pippin said, "Yes, but what a nice pair!"
Merry wrote, "I answer when true love calls!"
Pippin said, "Merry, you know that's just balls!"
Merry said, "Pippin, don't make me snap!"
Pippin said, "Fine! Then stop writing crap!"