Limericks by Llinos
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Raksha The Demon
· 11 January 2011
· Chapter 2: Sundry Requests
Quite a funny set of limericks. I'm still chortling evilly and meanly over poor Denethor's. I disagree with Eowyn's contention that Faramir isn't sexy; unless you mean movie-Faramir; in which case she's right. And the one with Galadriel and Celeborn is especially good.
Linda Hoyland
· 11 January 2011
· Chapter 3: Even More Sundry Requests
These are all just hilarious! Thank you for making me smile.
shirebound
· 10 January 2011
· Chapter 1: The Fellowship
So clever! I especially love...
"But a hobbit who lingers
Might run out of fingers"
PIppinfan1988
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 3: Even More Sundry Requests
What can I say? I loved Pippin's limerick the best, although it wasn't just his that kept me snickering. :-) Well done and thanks for sharing!
I don't have a request at the moment; I've started another of my innumberable readings of LOTRs and the four hobbits haven't had their lunch in the Old Forest yet.
PIppinfan1988
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 2: Sundry Requests
I wish I had just a smidgen of your talent...then again, maybe not, because then I'd never shut up. :-P Loved all your Sundry!
PIppinfan1988
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 1: The Fellowship
I can't say which one was my favourite because they all had me in stitches. These are all so cute and clever!
Armariel
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 3: Even More Sundry Requests
I am so LOLing! Especially at the orc with the skull on his head!
Gothmog the orc was quite ugly
Some say he was far beyond fugly;
"Although I'm not pretty
I can level this city
The cute ones can't stop me," he said smugly.
Armariel
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 2: Sundry Requests
LOL! Even better! (I think...lol)
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Armariel
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 1: The Fellowship
ROFLMAO! Most clever! LOLOL
Maybe I should post some of mine, although they're not as good..........
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Virtuella
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 1: The Fellowship
Very amusing, especially the first and the last one.
Grey Wonderer
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 3: Even More Sundry Requests
Sorry. This isn't a review. It's a couple of requests. I meant to put them in with the review and then forgot.
How about the fox that passed through the wood and saw the hobbits sleeping on their way to Crickhollow?
Or/and (and would be better as it implies that you'd write both requests) one or more of Bilbo's stone trolls either before or after they turned to stone.
Thank you.
Grey Wonderer
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 3: Even More Sundry Requests
Thank you! Loved Pippin's troll poem very much.
Also got a chill thinking of a spider the size of Shelob in my bathtub. *shiver*
If I ever see anything like that, it will be the last thing I'm likely to see, if you take my meaning.
Grey Wonderer
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 2: Sundry Requests
That last one about the hero at Helms Deep is excellent.
My favorite of these is Shadowfax. I like the image of Gandalf turning up at the battle and having to get someone to pay the taxi fare before he can join in the battle and save the day.
Grey Wonderer
· 9 January 2011
· Chapter 1: The Fellowship
Ok, I just had to let you know that Gandalf's still makes me laugh out loud. I came over to read and when I got to that one, I frightened the cat I laughed so loud.
And I do agree with Gimli, they could have sent word now and again. They really should have stayed in touch.
Author's reply
Okay, scrape the cat off the ceiling! Actually, Gandalf's is new - I didn't like the old one v. much! Glad you're liking them
Larner
· 8 January 2011
· Chapter 3: Even More Sundry Requests
Ooh, but I LOVE Deagol's! Heh!
Larner
· 8 January 2011
· Chapter 2: Sundry Requests
The idea of Smeagol as a supermodel has me giggling! And like the venerable hero as well!
Larner
· 8 January 2011
· Chapter 1: The Fellowship
An excellent selection. Especially like Frodo's and Boromir's, I think.