Vairë Was a Weaver, or, Real Men Wear Corsets
by Celeritas
Arwen gets bored one day and sets in motion a chain of events that no one except the Author can entirely predict. Diaphragms are squeezed, hobbits wear skorts, things catch on fire, and the whole City seems to go mad for a day, and yet somehow everything seems to end up slightly better off than it started. AU (thank the Valar!), inspired in part by Shakespearean farces, Terry Pratchett, and high school spirit weeks. Finished for GFIC's Big Bang challenge. NOW COMPLETE!!
PG
· Complete
· Updated 22 October 2011
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Eomer, Eowyn, Estella Bolger, Faramir, Frodo Baggins, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Lothiriel, Merry, Original Character(s), Pippin, Samwise Gamgee
Chapters
- 0. Chapter 0 (968 words)
- 1. Chapter 1 (642 words)
- 2. Chapter 2 (292 words)
- 3. Chapter 3 (433 words)
- 4. Chapter 4 (1,348 words)
- 5. Chapter 5 (301 words)
- 6. Chapter 6 (518 words)
- 7. Chapter 7 (876 words)
- 8. Chapter 8 (2,373 words)
- 9. Chapter 9 (1,319 words)
- 10. Chapter 10 (323 words)
- 11. Chapter 11 (309 words)
- 12. Chapter 12 (714 words)
- 13. Chapter 13 (335 words)
- 14. Chapter 14 (476 words)
- 15. Chapter 15 (686 words)
- 16. Chapter 16 (570 words)
- 17. Chapter 17 (431 words)
- 18. Chapter 18 (255 words)
- 19. Chapter 19 (228 words)
- 20. Chapter 20 (235 words)
- 21. Chapter 21 (1,169 words)
- 22. Chapter 22 (746 words)
- 23. Chapter 23 (310 words)
- 24. Chapter 24 (919 words)
- 25. Chapter 25 (1,233 words)
- 26. Chapter 26 (622 words)
- 27. Chapter 27 (733 words)
- 28. Chapter 28 (869 words)
- 29. Chapter 29 (993 words)
- 30. Chapter 30 (488 words)
- 31. Chapter 31 (151 words)
- 32. Chapter 32 (1,206 words)
- 33. Chapter 33 (602 words)
- 34. Chapter 34 (217 words)
- 35. Chapter 35 (14 words)
- 36. Chapter 36 (515 words)
- 37. Chapter 37 (704 words)
- 38. Chapter 38 (949 words)
- 39. Chapter 39 (1,049 words)
- 40. Chapter 40 (477 words)
- 41. Chapter 41 (512 words)
- 42. Chapter 42 (397 words)
- 43. Chapter 43 (322 words)
- 44. Chapter 44 (257 words)
- 45. Chapter 45 (10 words)
- 46. Chapter 46 (846 words)
- 47. Chapter 47 (257 words)
- 48. Chapter 48 (120 words)
- 49. Chapter 49 (326 words)
- 50. Chapter 50 (396 words)
- 51. Chapter 51 (358 words)
- 52. Chapter 52 (613 words)
- 53. Chapter 53 (220 words)
- 54. Chapter 54 (430 words)
- 55. Chapter 55 (368 words)
- 56. Chapter 56 (285 words)
- 57. Chapter 57 (574 words)
- 58. Chapter 58 (431 words)
- 59. Chapter 59 (388 words)
- 60. Chapter 60 (478 words)
- 61. Chapter 61 (360 words)
- 62. Chapter 62 (711 words)
- 63. Chapter 63 (505 words)
- 64. Chapter 64 (804 words)
- 65. Chapter 65 (473 words)
- 66. Chapter 66 (110 words)
- 67. Chapter 67 (69 words)
- 68. Chapter 68 (223 words)
- 69. Chapter 69 (66 words)
- 70. Chapter 70 (324 words)
- 71. Chapter 71 (56 words)
- 72. Chapter 72 (440 words)
- 73. Chapter 73 (115 words)
- 74. Chapter 74 (493 words)
- 75. Chapter 75 (612 words)
- 76. Chapter 76 (383 words)
- 77. Chapter 77 (462 words)
- 78. Chapter 78 (417 words)
- 79. Chapter 79 (398 words)
- 80. Chapter 80 (635 words)
- 81. Chapter 81 (494 words)
- 82. Chapter 82 (58 words)
- 999. Chapter 999 (280 words)
- 99999. Chapter 99999 (329 words)