Nov 5: Pub Crawl
“The Cart and Barrel?”
“Just two. The second tasted a bit off. I should have just had the first.”
“The Green Dragon?”
“Umm, six, I think.”
“Thinking was probably the last thing you were doing last night. The Yellow Perch?”
“I’m not stupid. Didn’t go to that one.”
“Well, perhaps you showed a modicum of sense.”
“’Twas too far to get to before closing time. Ow! Estella! What in Arda was that for?”
“I’ll do more than thwap you with a dish towel if you ever come home like this again, Meriodoc Brandybuck!”
“But, Estella, it was Pip’s bachelor party!”
A/N: Prompt: “How many pints did you have at the Green Dragon?”