I often take events from the books and play around with them. I got to wondering about the events leading up to Merry and Pippin *AHEM* 'running into' Sam and Frodo in Farmer Maggots field. For the sake of understanding, Pippin speaks first, then Merry, and there are no other characters in this...whatever you want to call it. A "Conversie", I suppose. I've made Merry sound like he was slightly opposed to this, but Pippin eventually talks him into it. I think it's the Accent. I know I'D go and swipe carrots with Pippin.....PLEASE POST REVIEW
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“Let’s do it!”
“Um, Try NO.”
“C’mon, y’know you wanna…”
“Actually, I know I definitely DON’T.”
“Party-pooper!”
“That’s me.”
“C’mon, Mer, you NEVER do fun stuff anymore.”
“If your idea of fun is escapade after crazy escapade, I don’t wanna have ANYTHING to do with it!”
“You think you’re too old to have fun with me anymore!”
“That’s not true…”
“YES IT IS!!”
“I just don’t wanna do THIS…”
“Yes you do….”
“Pippin, NO.”
“Mushrooms.”
“What?”
“MUSH-ROOMS.”
“What about em?”
“There’s lots…”
“No, Pippin..”
“AND LOTS...”
“PIPPIN!!”
“AT THE FARM...”
“I don’t want to!!!”
“Mushrooms………”
“Stop tempting me.”
“I’m not tempting you.”
“What do call saying mushrooms over and over again, then?”
“Saying mushrooms over and over again!”
“I can’t believe you…”
“Look, not just mushrooms. There’s carrots and cabbages and...”
“I KNOW!! I WENT THERE LAST WEEK, REMEMBER?? AND ALMOST GOT KILLED BY FARMER MAGGOT!!”
“Well, this time you won’t!”
“Why?”
“Cause you’ll be with me!”
“Somehow I’m not comforted…”
“C’mon, Merry. There’s nothing to DO around here!”
“Well, then, go bother Frodo or something.”
“Can’t. He’s not here.”
“What?”
“He’s gone.”
“Where?”
*shrug* “Somewhere. I don’t know.”
“Odd…Where would he go?”
“Maybe HE went to eat all the mushrooms!!”
“You and your mushrooms!! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!! I’LL GO!!”
“Yay!!! Good lad Merry.”
“I’m eight years older than you, so don’t be calling ME lad…”
“Sorry, sorry….Should we go tell our folks we’re going off for a bit?”
“Nah, we’ll be back soon. Where ELSE would we go?”
“Okay. Let’s go then!”
“I can’t believe you talked me INTO this…”
“I can. I can talk anyone into anything!”
‘Bet you couldn’t talk an Elf into letting you do something.”
“Bet I could!”
“No you couldn’t….”
“Yeah, I could. Let’s go get those mushrooms, I’m hungry!”
“You’re ALWAYS hungry….”