This one is drabble-sized and plays with Pippin obliviousness. Three speakers, Pippin, Merry and Gimli. I love Pippin.... PLEASE POST REVIEW
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“What do you do with that ax, Gimli?”
“Chop things.”
“Things?”
“Orcs, goblins..” *irritated* “Annoying hobbits.”
*footsteps* “Pippin?”
“Yes, Merry?”
*beckoning* “C’mere.”
*shrugs, follows*
“I think it would be wise for you to NOT bother Gimli.”
“Why?”
“What does he do with that axe?”
“Chop things.”
“Like what?”
“Orcs, goblins, annoying…hobbits….”
“Yes…..”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, ‘Oh’.”
*indignant* I was just curious.”
“Well I’m curious about whether Gandalf really CAN transform people into toads and stones and such, but you don’t see me asking!”
“You have a point…”
“Glad that you see it.”
“Still…..I wonder what Legolas DOES with those knives.”
“PIPPIN!!”