Conversations Concerning Hobbits by Hobbit Lass21

A Tale of Seasickness

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“I’m getting seasick…”

“How do you knOoooh!!!!!. *to Treebeard* Please don’t jump like that.”

“Sorry, little hroom, hroom, hobbitling. It was actually more of a hoom, bruuhoom, step.”

“All right, but please be mindful, as we DO happen to be up here. *to Pippin* How do you know how it feels to be seasick, as you’ve never been on the sea?”

*sickly* “Well, I don’t know, but if I did…mmph….Treebeard, please….I’d feel exactly like this……oh my stomach…”

“Well, look on the bright side, you can’t get sick, as you don’t have anything in your stomach besides that piece of Orc-bread.”

*irritated* “This is your idea of the bright side?”

*holding back his laughter* “mmf……I’m sorry…”

“What?”

“It’s just……when you look at me like that, with your hair all in your face and with that glare, you remind me of that one time I accidentally dumped water on my mother’s chickens. You have the same offended look on your face. *laughing*”

*glowering* “I’d get down there and shove you, if I wasn’t sure I’d fall and kill myself.”

*giggling* “Forgive me, Pip, but you make a perfect wet hen!”

“Yes, yes… You may have your fun….*muttering* I’m about to die of seasickness, and he’s laughing…”

“For the second time, you are not seasick ,you are nauseous. *notices something* Hey…is that Isengard?”

“Isengard? Where? *turns around so swiftly, he almost falls off* Ahh!!”

*rolls eyes* “Yes, you seem really worried about not falling…”

*regains his balance* “Well, I was just interested to see what Isengard actually looks like.”

*harshly* “You just barely escaped seeing it firsthand and being tortured and most likely killed and all sorts of other unpleasant things, so I would think you wouldn’t be so eager to see it!!”

*taken aback* “Merry!”

“What?”

*apologetically* “I’m sorry. I didn’t realize it…bothered you so much.”

*half-smiles* “ Not everyone can recover from near-death experiences like you, Pippin.”

“Are you….okay?”

*shakes head* “What do you think? Y’know, the entire time we were with the Uruks I was thinking about everything I still wanted to do and everything I wouldn’t be able to do now. Because, I knew I was going to die. And, like the coward I am, I was afraid.”

*softly* “You’re no coward, Merry. You’re braver than I am. I don’t know where I’d be without you.”

*smiles* “Well, the feeling is mutual. Hey, Treebeard, is that where you live?”

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