At the Tower of Orthanc, Part 2
You have reached the palantir of Saruman the Wise. Please listen
carefully--menu options have changed.
To speak to Gandalf the White, press 1.
To speak to the fool of a Took, press 2.
To leave a message for the Heir of Isildur, press 3.
To report a sighting of the Ring-bearer, press 4.
If there is battle in progress, please hang up and call 911.
To repeat these options, press 8.
To end this call. press 9.