Biased Bedtime Stories, Part the Second
"And the hardy warrior-king Thranduil decreed that his bravest scout, Legolas of the Great Aim, would wreak Greenwood's vengeance on their enemies: Elrohir and Elladan, whose evil orc armies spread far. He--"
"Where am I, Legolas?"
"I was just getting there. Legolas and his fearless sister, Ithiliel of the Keen Eyes, made the long journey to Imladris together, bringing a legion of spiders, for the spiders had great hatred of the Elven Lords of Orcs--"
"Legolas!"
"Don't worry, Nana: these are our pet spiders. They won't eat us, only the twins."
His mother groaned. Will they ever respect Imladris?
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For LadyAranel's daughter, who asked for Legolas at age 11. :)