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Regeneration_and_the_Immortals by bryn |
Last Updated: 2/21/2004 |
'Regerative properties in the Common Lorien Wood-Elf (Telerius galadhrima) and mortality inducement in the Royal Half-Elf (Noldorius royalhalfsies).' The SRDM goes genetic! In which we answer what you never thought to ask: "If I cut it off, will it grow back?" and "How does a peredhil "choose" mortality?" Alas, poor Haldir, for we knew him well... |
Rating: PG-13 |
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Status: In Progress |
Chapters: 1 |
Published: 2/21/2004 |
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Cantrip by bryn |
Last Updated: 2/8/2004 |
The dour world of the Dúnedain proves harsh awakening for Elvish-raised Aragorn. ...And then there was Halbarad, the irrepressible and oft-cheeky Ranger whose middle name spelled "Disaster." It's the un-culturing of Aragorn, and the near-ruin of Elladan. [Pre-LotR, featuring Aragorn, Halbarad, and E2--those loveable sons of Elrond.]
Chapter 8: Nowhere to Run. "...A Dúnedain and an Elvish-raised Man walk into the bar..." |
Rating: PG |
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Status: In Progress |
Chapters: 8 |
Published: 10/1/2003 |
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marinus stiria by bryn |
Last Updated: 1/9/2004 |
When a blind madwoman stumbles into the palace, Aragorn finds himself burdened with the mysterious Sea Stone. Stormclouds gather as Legolas is forced to betray his friend. Meanwhile, unrest stirs in Ithilien and Harad--the Corsairs of Umbar have again taken to the waters. Will Gondor weather the storm, or will pride destroy all? [Post RotK. Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and a slew of canon characters] |
Rating: PG-13 |
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Status: In Progress |
Chapters: 18 |
Published: 10/9/2003 |
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View_Us_as_Victors,_or_View_Us_No_More by bryn |
Last Updated: 10/25/2003 |
Arathorn father of Aragorn was slain by enemy arrow while riding with the sons of Elrond. But is it truly the Enemy, or rather, Elladan and replicas breitling Elrohir who are to blame? One-shot vignette on the matter. [Pre-LotR, featuring Elrohir, Elladan, and Arathorn in bodily form *grimace*] |
Rating: PG-13 |
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Status: In Progress |
Chapters: 1 |
Published: 10/25/2003 |
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Out_of_the_Frying_Pan_and_Into_the_Fire by bryn |
Last Updated: 9/30/2003 |
relojes replicas Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Of misunderstandings, embarrassingly botched scouting missions, and enemies at home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things always can get worse. |
Rating: PG |
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Status: Complete |
Chapters: 39 |
Published: 9/7/2003 |
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Ents_of_Wrath by bryn |
Last Updated: 9/15/2003 |
Into the depths of Fanghorn we go! Merry and Pippin meet...Treebeard. In which our favorite Elf, Ranger, Dwarf, and Wizard have a time sorting THIS one out, and we discover why Ents are trees. A bit of fun nonsense. (Cameos by Eomer, Theoden, Haldir, Rumil, Galadriel, and Celeborn.) |
Rating: G |
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Status: Complete |
Chapters: 4 |
Published: 9/15/2003 |
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Notes_From_the_Field by bryn |
Last Updated: 9/8/2003 |
The Scientific Research Department of Middle-earth presents a year long observation of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). How does an Elf attract a mate? Just what IS a Mary Sue, and how do these creatures coincide with The Big Bang theory? Bumbling researchers document it all; Mirkwood will never be the same. (Be forewarned: There are no happy endings in Nature.) |
Rating: PG |
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Status: Complete |
Chapters: 4 |
Published: 9/8/2003 |
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Dissection by bryn |
Last Updated: 8/19/2003 |
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before. |
Rating: PG |
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Status: Complete |
Chapters: 1 |
Published: 8/19/2003 |
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