Note To Readers: The following poem is loosely based off of the form of haiku and as a result the actually verses may not be within the 5-7-5 rule...

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Ditzy reviewers
Spare us all some trouble please
Read the books right now!

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This haiku was written out of the frustrating annoyance of the fact some movie critics obviously have not read the books and therefore criticize Peter Jackson for his so-called 'multiple endings' to "The Return of the King".