I don’t much like the look in my Sam’s eyes when he listens to Mr. Bilbo spin his yarns. Meanin’ no disrespect to Mr. Bilbo, o’course, but he’s got no boy of his own and he can’t be expected to know that it ain’t good to fill a lad’s head with elves and dragons and such. Sam’s a good boy, but sometimes he’s a little too interested in Mr. Bilbo’s travels. Lucky thing we got no Took blood, else I’d be worried that Sam would up and run off one day, chasin’ wild adventure when there’s gardens need tendin’.