CRASH.

He jumped as he heard something loud drop to the floor. Again.

“Dad, Robin made me crash into the table and knock over the vase!”

“It wasn’t me, it was Ruby!”

“No, it was Bilbo!”

“I was playing with Hamfast! It was Primrose!”

“What?! No, it was Goldilocks!”

“I wasn’t in the room! It was Hamfast!”

“I was playing with Bilbo. It was Elanor!”

“Elanor isn’t even here right now! It was you!”

“I was playing with Bilbo!”

“It was Primrose!”

“No, it was Goldilocks!”

“Hamfast!”

“NOT ME!”

Sam sighed; now knew why no other hobbit had 13 children.