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Answering Machines of Middle-earth  by Lindelea 5 Review(s)
GalathilReviewed Chapter: 1 on 11/11/2021
Hi Lindelea. I have only come across your wonderfully funny piece. I would love to use the Tower of Barad-Dur

one for the pesky scammers they drive batty. The Tower of Orthanc for all the other callers that can drive one

batty. Have you thought of expanding to include the dwarves, ents, shire and the place where then grey ships

go. Galathil

Author Reply: Oh, my goodness, those are wonderful ideas! I will have to give it some thought. I think the Green Dragon represents the Shire at the moment, but certainly Bilbo ought to have his own message, and I can almost hear Treebeard hooming and hrumming in the back of my mind... And the dwarves... maybe a spinoff of the song in The Hobbit...

Thanks!

GalathilReviewed Chapter: 1 on 3/18/2021
Hi Lindelea. Oops! I have read your story before and commented last month. My apoloigies for not realising

have read it before. I still think its a great story

Author Reply: Hello, Galathil!

Thank you again! I returned to this story to respond to your previous review and found this one, too! I really appreciate your taking time to share your thoughts. I'll offer my own apologies for not seeing and answering your earlier review until now.

Author Reply: p.s. I see your email address in the previous review. Do you want me to delete that review?

GalathilReviewed Chapter: 1 on 2/28/2021
Hi Lindelea I love your story. Galathil

Author Reply: Thank you, Galathil! I appreciate your stopping to leave an encouraging word. Happy new year to you!

LarnerReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/27/2007
Ah, yes, the PERFECT one for that establishment! Heh!

Jay of LasgalenReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/31/2003
I so nearly didn't read this, the modern day/LOTR crossovers aren't my thing. But I'm so glad I did! Very funny. My favourite is Thranduil's - I agree with him, I don't call it Mirkwood either.


Jay

Author Reply: Glad you read it--modern day/LOTR crossovers are not exactly my thing either. For the most part I write strictly to canon, or as close as I can get. I only do AU when my funny bone itches, and then I can't seem to help myself.

Thanks for reviewing!

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