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Answering Machines of Middle-earth  by Lindelea 4 Review(s)
LeithianReviewed Chapter: 4 on 2/22/2025
𝘖𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘙𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘸𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺...

Are you threatening me...

Author Reply: Hmmm. Could well be. I'm not sure I'd stay on the line if I knew a Ringwraith was about to pick up!

LarnerReviewed Chapter: 4 on 12/28/2007
Yes, both Sauron and Saruman want poor Frodo! Too popular with the wrong crowd, I fear!

Author Reply: Poor Frodo. Popular for all the wrong reasons. If only everybody found satisfaction in the simple pleasures that Hobbits enjoy! The world would be a better place, I think...

JULESReviewed Chapter: 4 on 10/22/2003
I love the - if you have a reported sighting of the ring-bearer.

It would be hysterical to have these on our own private answering machines.

Could you imagine the strange looks from family and friends - both having and not having seen the movie.

Those who have seen it - she's obsessed again.

Those who haven't seen it - what the hell???


Very entertaining - funny - hope you are going to have one individually for each of the other characters too.

JULES

shireboundReviewed Chapter: 4 on 10/21/2003
"If you are a Ringwraith reporting transportation problems, press 5."

Hee hee!

Author Reply: Yes, I liked that touch. I can just imagine the flak they'd get, too. 'What? You lost your fell beast to an arrow that came out of nowhere? Tha'ts about as believable as losing your horse to the flood that came out of nowhere...'

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