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Ladies' Guide to Middle-earth's Eligible Bachelors  by Virtuella 3 Review(s)
LarnerReviewed Chapter: 1 on 3/30/2025
Hilarious! Love the descriptions and recommendations. Can't imagine anyone taking on Gollum, but the suggestions for taming him are quite apropos.

Poor Frodo--had it not been for the PTSD he would have been a prime candidate as a mate and father to delightful children.

So wonderful to read your works once more!

LindeleaReviewed Chapter: 1 on 3/28/2025
I laughed my way through this chapter. So many sly jabs and sudden outbreaks of humour that pop up unexpectedly here and there. Not shy to speak his mind, even when there isn’t much of it and See Aragorn and will never be good pianist, not to mention the suggested Yule present of "socks". Alas poor Halbarad and his disadvantage...

I heartily agree with the "Highly recommended" status of Meriadoc Brandybuck. He is, after all, my favourite hobbit (which, paradoxically, is why I've written relatively little about him but love to read fanfics about him that don't portray him as a complete fool and nincompoop. To each his own.).

And the whole time I was reading, the theme music of "The Dating Game" kept running in the back of my head like the annoying whine of a very large mosquito.

LindeleaReviewed Chapter: 1 on 3/26/2025
Ooo! It's always fun to find a new fic to savour! Unfortunately, thunder is rumbling nearby and heading our way, so I must shut down and unplug the laptop for now. But I look forward to returning and reading!

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