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| Useless Heroes, Uselesser Villains by Virtuella | 3 Review(s) |
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| Lady Forlong | Reviewed Chapter: 6 on 6/29/2025 |
| How to circumvent security protocols: If you’re a Wizard, pretend you need your staff because you’re old. Stir fried worms and lava brew LOL Yeah, orcs are cheap. “Password 123.” It figures. Trivial Pursuit indeed! PS Still living dangerously, but I haven't died laughing just yet. Well, almost. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I have a death wish or anything like that, but I am still looking forward to your next chapter. | |
| shirebound | Reviewed Chapter: 6 on 6/28/2025 |
| “May I just point out,” said the Mouth of Sauron, “that you are jumping to conclusions a little? Shouldn’t you at least have questioned the Halfling? After all there were four of them, and you didn’t even ask his name.” That Mouth is a lot more clever than he gets credit for. Hmmm, I wonder what's for lunch in the Mt. Doom Canteen today... | |
| Lindelea | Reviewed Chapter: 6 on 6/28/2025 |
| I feel for Theoden. I cannot face the day without my coffee. “Come now, hobbitses!” Gollum cheerfully gesticulated southwards. “Fresh disappointments lie ahead!” Pretty accurate, actually. I can see why they eventually made Pippin Thain. He has lots of bright ideas. Just wait until he thinks of putting some of Gandalf's firework powder into shells and invents rocket launchers to chase away potential ruffians... Treebeard and Gandalf, besties forever? Perhaps Theoden could suggest that Gandalf bring strong coffee back with him from Edoras. Empty biscuit tins can be so handy! Maybe not for just everything and anything, though. | |