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An Elf's Best Friend  by Still Anonymous 2 Review(s)
ShannReviewed Chapter: 1 on 5/23/2007
*I will be looking for one who is not a sadist*

LMAO! That was hilarious. Very nice.

Author Reply: Thank you! I rather like that line myself.

Thank you for the review,

Still Anonymous

Mafia boss of middle earthReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/29/2004
Ha! that was most amusing. i finished your poem:
He pulled himself up off the ground

            Dearly hoping none had seen

            A valiant elf-lord swiftly downed

            By a wicked pebble mean.

            He staggered to unsteady feet

            Pushed his hair out of his eyes

            Woozily faced the balrog’s heat
disregarding someone’s lies about the “smooth terrain”
he then realized he had cought fire - yes, he was in pain.
holding a lock of his singed hair, at the beast he began to yell:
“YOU RUINED MY PRECIOUS HAIR! **** YOU! GO TO HELL!”
‘This place blows’ the balrog thought, ‘that’s not a bad idea’
So he grabbed Fin and jumped off the cliff
waved to the bystanders
“see ‘ya”

Author Reply: Well, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :) ::laughs:: Well, that wasn't *exactly* what I had in mind for the rest of the poem, but it is amusing. ;) Actually, I wrote quite a few verses for Lindir's version of the poem, and then picked the ones I thought most appropriate, but I didn't for Elrond's version, so that works. . . . sort of. :) Thank you for reviewing!

Still Anonymous

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