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The Really Short Version of LOTR  by Lindorien 15 Review(s)
ArtemisReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/19/2004
*cannot comment properly due to currently being taken hold of by a laughing fit which has me rolling and cackling and presents a slightly unnerving risk of choking to death*

AloysiusReviewed Chapter: 1 on 5/1/2004
Absolute genius! I think that every time I see that scene in the movie. Very nicely done indeed.

:applause:

:o)

Alo

EomerofEastfoldReviewed Chapter: 1 on 3/11/2004
That was ridiculously funny, but it's what Elrond should have done in the first place! But then, Gondor would not likely have required aid from the Eorlingas in the third age, so they likely would have kept to the vales of the Anduin, and then where would our noble Lord Eomer be?

No, Isildur had to keep the ring. :)

Kitt of LindonReviewed Chapter: 1 on 2/25/2004
This review can be summed up in two words. Go Elrond!

White WolfReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/12/2003
"Drop-kicked his ass"? How funny. If Elrond had really done that, think of all the trouble that would have been avoided. And, think of the great books and movies we would have missed. Still, your story is cute.

FloReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/12/2003
LOL Absolutely perfect! I love how you've got Gandalf and Elrond down perfectly, in just a few short snatches of dialog. However, I will now have heaps of problems not imaging just this AU whenever I see that flashback in FOTR...

NilmandraReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/11/2003
*Howls*

Bad Lindorien, bad, bad.

Hehe - but exactly what we wished had happened, in many ways. Thanks for making me laugh today.

paranoidangelReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/11/2003
lol! I now have a mental image of Elrond drop-kicking Isildur. Wouldn't it have been good if they could all have had a happy ending if Elrond had just done that? :)

EredadainReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/11/2003
Very good, thanks. But could P. Jackson turn it into a 3 hour saga? And he'd have to make it a turnip, not a ring. And it wouldn't be Elrond and Isildur, it would be Butterbur and Denethor.

NikaraReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/11/2003
Very cute. Certainly solved a lot of problems.

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