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| Answering Machines of Middle-earth by Lindelea | 52 Review(s) |
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| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/16/2025 |
| ah. (Sorry that is not really, a review, but there is not much more to say other than good, that makes sense.) | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 11 on 8/16/2025 |
| haha. Wait til he comes back with a dwarf, but also the full honor of the kings of Gondor and Rohan. I think. Not to mention tales of the Lady of the Golden Wood. | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 9 on 8/16/2025 |
| Ah yes. I basically suggested this. I don't know what I would do if my choices were gather smoke or leave a message. | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 8 on 8/16/2025 |
| Try to make it rhyme. If you keep in rhythm, We'll call back when we've the time! heehee | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 7 on 8/16/2025 |
| Wow. Or if you don't lose your patience. You must be someone of quality. | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 7 on 8/16/2025 |
| Wow. | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 6 on 8/16/2025 |
| If you are a Mortal, do not weary the Elves by asking them to distinguish who wrote which part. If you are the Dark Lord, we do not have to talk to you unless... well, you know the rest, we don't have to spell it out for you. When the beep sounds, do not waste your time leaving a message. We are busy singing, or eating, or sitting and thinking, or riding out on errantry. We have all the time in the world, but no time to listen to messages, unless they are brought by proper messengers. So you see, two thirds of this are quite funny. The first lines are pretty good to, though. | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 5 on 8/16/2025 |
| Snort. What if it was the opposite such as: "Home is behind, the world ahead"? Or even better, after Boromir dies, "Through Rohan, over fen and field..." Maybe after Aragorn takes over, he somehow sets it to the Lament of Boromir, as above. And if he didn't use the Orthanc stone, then he set that one to "The Lament of the Rohirrim and/or Théoden". | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 4 on 8/16/2025 |
| 2, 4, and 5. | |
| Fimbrethel | Reviewed Chapter: 3 on 8/16/2025 |
| LOL, what are 5, 6, and 7? To report sightings of Rohirrim, press 5. To report goings on of orcs and other minions, press 6. To leave a message for Théoden of Rohan, press 7. (Bonus: To report the deaths of the heirs of Rohan and the Steward of Gondor, press 0.) | |