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Oh No, Not Again  by Lamiel 14 Review(s)
obsidianjReviewed Chapter: 1 on 2/21/2007
LOL! I love this. This is hilarious. So, everyone in this fellowship gets his share of admirers, even Gimli . But that will be a looong quest, with interruptions like these.

fan81981Reviewed Chapter: 1 on 1/26/2006
I followed this fic from RMH and I can say emphatically that taking this down is ff.net's loss.

This was hilarious, especially the following line:
Me, a mortal princess raised by Elves, rebelling against the customs of my adopted people, ....

I tried saying it in one breath (quietly for my parents are in the room) and I couldn't manage. It was such a perfect line.

After a while I stopped noticing it was a "script" format. It read more like a play with directions. And that is a perfectly legitimate form of writing.

I loved it.

Fan

PS. Poor plus - always the "plus one"

TithenFeredirReviewed Chapter: 1 on 1/24/2005
I went off looking for something to hold me over until the next chapter appears on your current project and I find this little jem! Oh my, not only did you thoroughly skewer Mary Sue and the whole slash thing, you did it with such funny commentary on each character. Aragorn and his "brooding destiny", Boromir, (again with the pity), Frodo's quiet paranoia and Sam's protectiveness. And poor, poor Legolas! How many times in the films did he say "We cannot linger," and still no one is listening, he can't get dirty even when he tries, and the worst of insults, not his natural hair color?? Being a prince doesn't count for much when you father is immortal. Pretty much every line was priceless. I think my favorite was Aragorn hastily dropping his hand from Legolas' shoulder and saying, "I'm not strangely attracted to you." Too, too good! TF

Author Reply: Oh, thank you TF! This was the first fic I ever wrote, back when all I knew was parodies. I'm still rather fond of it, and I'm very glad you enjoyed it. And yes, if they'd just listen to Legolas once in awhile they'd all be much better off.

docmonReviewed Chapter: 1 on 10/31/2004
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my! (wiping eyes) that was too, too much. Hysterical!
One of my favorite lines:
Pretty-boy’ll bring nothing but trouble, I said. But did anyone listen to me? Nooo. “Representatives of all races of Middle Earth,” my foot.

LOL!!!!!!

And the way Aragorn and Legolas tried to get MS to take the other! "I'm not even your species" and "You want the elf! He's clean!" (wheezes with laughter) Gimli's reaction to be 'chosen' was precious!

I could go on, but then I'd just end up quoting the whole thing! A terrific jab at the new breed of horror, the MS. Loved it!

monica

OakWolfReviewed Chapter: 1 on 10/23/2004
ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!Lamiel you are marvelous I ve seen too many marysues/janes since the movies came out-THANK YOU!

Author Reply: Aw shucks, thank you OakWolf! This was the first fanfic I ever wrote, and I still have a warm spot in my heart for it. Glad you enjoyed.

Le RouretReviewed Chapter: 1 on 9/7/2004
Aww, you made me snork so hard I wet my pants!!!

Aragorn: Lots of people are good with swords! Boromir’s great at it! But Legolas is skilled with knives and a great archer! He has mystical fighting skills undreamt of by mortals!

Legolas: But, but . . . Aragorn has brooding charisma!

Brilliant! Thanks for the chuckles!

Debby or ChaiReviewed Chapter: 1 on 4/17/2004
=snorkeh= This was really really funny - and so ACCURATE! j00 deserve triple-chocolate lembas for this! xPPPP

hisielomeReviewed Chapter: 1 on 2/19/2004
That was pure evil fun. Smelting indeed! Oh to be young, beautiful, and rebelling against one's adopted culture. If only Gimli did not need to complete the quest, he could be with his lady in the tunnels.... Snickers and blushes.

EredadainReviewed Chapter: 1 on 12/19/2003
Lamiel,
Fabulous. I had tears. Really well done.

CorielReviewed Chapter: 1 on 9/30/2003
HA! Yes! Morgoth take the Mary-Sues! And slash -- ugh, I cannot stand the very sordid thought. *Horrors.* I try to avoid it all like the plague, but I'd rather it never existed in the first place. A nice bit of rebuttal and a say-so for fanfic decency with an enjoyable humorous bent; we laughed the whole way through! :)

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