Frodo Baggins
Said Frodo, "that little sod Sméagol Nicked my Ring, which I'm sure is illegal, But a hobbit who lingers Might run out of fingers So I'm catching the very next eagle."
Samwise Gamgee
Samwise said, "well you see, If vacations were left up to me You shouldn't be countin' On climbing a mountain, I'll get hot and you know I can't ski."
Meriadoc Brandybuck
"Just follow me," shouted Merry, "I'll show you the way to the ferry. If it's too far to walk Hitch a ride on an orc, It's cheap – though the service does vary."
Peregrin Took
When Strider put him on a diet Pippin just couldn't keep quiet, "If I had my way I'd eat six meals a day! Don't knock it, at least till you try it!"
Aragorn son of Arathorn
Aragorn said, "there'll be trouble If Arwen bursts Éowyn's bubble But perhaps they'll behave If I don't have a shave, Birds all like a bloke with some stubble!"
Boromir of Gondor
Boromir said, "here's the thing, It's not that I want to be King, But it would be a pity To lose the White City, So just give us a loan of your Ring."
Prince Legolas of Mirkwood
Said Legolas, "to stay in good health You have to look after yourself. But if you're relying On being undying, You won't make it, unless you're an elf."
Gimli son of Gloin
Gimli said, "I'm not one to moan, Though my cousin went off on his own To live in a mine, which is all well and fine, But he could at least pick up the phone!"
Gandalf the Grey Gandalf the Grey said "I've a notion, That the Balrog will cause a commotion But if I win the fight I can move up to White Which is a not such a bad staff promotion!"
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