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Balrog's Balls!  by Jay of Lasgalen 20 Review(s)
6336Reviewed Chapter: 1 on 3/30/2011
Compared to Balrog's Balls, Morgoth's Teeth is pretty tame if you ask me!
Lynda

6336Reviewed Chapter: 1 on 2/2/2009
Well, in a way Morgoth's Teeth is a lot more polite that Balrogs Balls!
Do Balrogs have balls?
Lynda

Author Reply: 'Do Balrogs have balls?'

*Grin* You'd have to ask Glorfindel!

Iteralday EarrindeReviewed Chapter: 1 on 9/13/2007
wow, that was great:)

perellethReviewed Chapter: 1 on 8/22/2007
This was hilarious! Moms always find a wayn to win! And ELrond is oging to pay, that`s for sure. And meanwhile Elladan got to enjoy the show!

Author Reply: Well, I hope Celebrķan will win - but it will be a struggle with Elrond helping her!

You're right, Elladan is enjoying this - it's not often Elrohir's in trouble and he's not!

BodkinReviewed Chapter: 1 on 8/16/2007
The eternal struggle of the mother to compartmentalise who can say what to whom and when!

Balrog's balls and Morgoth's teeth ... Well - teeth are probably a better part of the body to mention in polite company.

Now all Celebrian has to do is get it through to E2 what is meant by polite company.

Lovely, Jay. Thank you so much - that is a delightful story of two lovely elflings. And Glorfindel shines in his absence - as only he can!

Not his naneth, indeed. A grown elf. Good thing Celebrian is made of stern stuff.

Author Reply: Happy (very belated) birthday. I'm not sure of the exact date, but I know it's long gone :(

I think Celebrķan (with Elrond as a husband, and the twins (and Arwen) as offspring) would have to be strong. Especially with elves like Glorfindel around. I don't write about him that often, but whenever I do, he seems to steal the scene!

Selene AduialReviewed Chapter: 1 on 8/15/2007
*Snicker* Poor Celebrian, she's trying her best even if she know it won't be the last colourfull expression the twins will learn ;)
Not with Glorfindel (and Elrond) around.

Author Reply: Ah, yes - poor Celebrķan. But I wonder what expressions *she* learned as a child? That could be another interesting plot bunny ...

pipinheartReviewed Chapter: 1 on 8/14/2007
Very nice...

Elrohir would have heared that saying from no one else but Glorfindel. And how thier naneth got after him, cute.

Even Elrond saying something that the twins may want to repeat.

nicely done...

Author Reply: Well, yes - who else would it have been but Glorfindel? He's rather a bad influence on the twins :>)

I wonder if Elladan will start using 'Morgoth's teeth' now?

Thanks for reviewing!

Agape4GondorReviewed Chapter: 1 on 8/14/2007
Very cute! And if anyone has the right to say Balrog's balls, it is Glorfindel who might possibly have been seen some up close! LOL

Author Reply: *Snort*

That's why I knew it had to be Glorfindel who originally said it!!

treymaineReviewed Chapter: 1 on 8/14/2007
ROTFLOL That almost made me choke on my coffee.

What an awesome story.

Really funny considering my son (age 6) and husband are playing ROTK (XBOX) and both of them are cussing at the orcs right now.

Author Reply: *Grin*

I seem to be responsible for a lot of people choking on coffee today! I'm glad you liked this.

I hope your husband isn't teaching your son any unfortunate phrases!

KittyReviewed Chapter: 1 on 8/14/2007
*ROTFL!!!*
What a way to start my day at work! Oh Jay, that was great!
At first I thought Elrohir was bad to blame Elladan for something he didn't. But that was soon forgotten over the following argument. Somehow I found it touching that he at first only said he had it from 'someone', to not give Glorfindel away. But of course, from whom could he have learned that particular expression?

Poor Celebrķan. How can she convince her sons not to use these words if they hear it permanently from their elders? Elrohir is right, of course, she doesn't tell Glorfindel off for saying that! (though I wonder if she now at least *tries*)

And then Elrond popped up and used another expression nearly as bad ... and I nearly fell out of my chair from laughing so hard! That was hilarious!

Thank you, Jay, that was priceless!

Author Reply: *Grin* Thanks!

I think the twins always try to blame each other - but Elladan got his revenge this time!

At first I had Celebrķan trying to find out who'd said it - but I realised she'd know perfectly well that it was Glorfindel, and just had to make Elrohir admit it. And then Elrond appeared ...

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