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A Merry War  by Elendiari22 23 Review(s)
pebbles66Reviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
LOL! Oh this is just great! Poor Legolas! And I didn't even get the "high elf" part till later. This story just keeps getting better and better.

Author Reply: Thank you! Poor Legolas, I really ought to make it up to him.

grumpyReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
oh my,now Aragorn is going to think that the hobbits did that to Legolas on purpose. I bet next time, Legolas says thnak you very much and closes the door real quick. Great chapter

Author Reply: Thanks! Poor Big People, their lives will never be the same. :)

TiggerReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
"“I love you, Merry and Pippin,” Legolas announced, jumping up and fixing them with a huge smile. “My dear, darling friends. I love everybody. I love Aragorn, too. I think I must show him my newfound talent. Don’t you think so? Let’s go to him, right now!”

And Legolas yanked open the door and bounced into the hallway."

ROTFLOL!!! Oh my...I can so easily see this. Poor Merry and Pippin. Even when they're trying to do good, they end up tripping over their own foot hair. ;o)

Oh and this...

"“From Merry and Pippin! They gave it to me to apologize for helping Arwen blow the privy up on me, and they taught me how to use it when I didn’t know how!” Legolas cried, and giggled again. He jumped up and did a little jig. “And now I know something that know other Elf knows how to do, not even Lord Elrond! Did you know that he is one of the Noldor, one of the High Elves, Aragorn? Did you know that? Elrond’s a High Elf and Gandalf is a wizard, and you are a smelly little mortal!” This last was delivered in the lilting tone of a children’s song.

“I think you are a high elf,” Aragorn muttered,"

In more ways than just lineage...ROTFLOL!!!

This was brilliant!! Me thinks Merry and Pippin better be watching their backs. Oh and I so want to know Boromir's thoughts on this. He already thinks they're mad, this should seal the deal. *snicker*

Wonderfully wicked chapter!!! Loved it!!



Author Reply: Thank you! The 'high elf' pun was just too good to pass up; I had a friend point it out to me a few years ago and have been waiting for an opportunity to use it. Poor Legolas.

Boromir is definitely going to be in the next chapter. Merry and Pippin are hiding out with him, I think.

^_^

LarnerReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
"High elf" indeed! OMG! The image of it is enough to make me roll on the floor! Hilarious! Poor Legolas--first Arwen gets him--via two stupid Hobbits--with an exploding privy, and now this! He ought to dump them all in the Bruinen!

Author Reply: Or run screaming all the way back to Mirkwood. Poor Legolas, he's really having a rough day. I must admit, though, that I too love the mental imagery of the normally serene elf dancing down the corridor. :)

Merry_the_HobbitReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
GREAT IDEA!! The best yet, I didn't even see it coming... keep it up!


Author Reply: Thank you! I've been wondering how to play off the 'high elf' pun, and this chapter was born. Hee!

AndreaReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
So, that's why it's called pipe-"weed" ;-)

“Where are we going, vanimelda?” he asked, his voice low and full of would-be seduction.

Just great! A "high" elf.

Merry and Pippin are absolutely innocent this time, but apparently Aragorn has a different opinion.
To be honest, when I did read about Pippin being struck by an idea while he was smoking his pipe, I thought: that's the next prank. So Aragorn is not the only one who, in the first place, comes to a wrong conclusion. Poor Ranger, he has a hard time in Rivendell!

Author Reply: Pippin was totally serious in his apology, too, as Arwen rather tricked them into blowing that privy up. Aragorn will figure it out soon, though. I think. Poor hobbits. I feel rather bad for everyone in this chapter, actually. ^_^

Isn't the 'high elf' pun great? I'm still giggling over that one!

Pasha ToHReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
oh this just keeps getting sweeter,I hope this whole debaucle will end without serious injury... grins

Eru bless those little muses and or plottable bunnies

Pasha ToH

Author Reply: Thanks! I can just see Elrond falling to his knees and thanking the powers that be for delivering him after the Fellowship leaves. :)

RobinscatReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
ROTFL, This is so good. I have tears in my eyes. I can just see Legolas dancing down the hall way.

I always thought that the pipeweed, especially Longbottom Leaf, was the "funny" type.

Excellent chaper.

Robin

Author Reply: Thanks! I liked the idea of pipeweed being totally innocent (as innocent as tobacco can be, really) to the hobbits and mortals, but utterly narcotic toimmortals. Poor Legolas.

Shieldmaiden of RohanReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005
Heehee... this is even better than I expected. When I saw the chapter title I thought for sure that either Aragorn or the hobbits would have their pipeweed switched out on them-- I wasn't expecting you to get Legolas high!!! Though I do feel bad for Merry and Pippin when Aragorn finds out, since they really were trying to be nice this time.

Author Reply: I wasn't certain how to make the mortals react to pipeweed any differently, but then Legolas entered the scene. Hopefully, Aragorn will figure things out fairly quickly, though.

sheraiahReviewed Chapter: 12 on 8/27/2005



Stoned!Legolas is a hoot! I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

This just gets better and better!

Author Reply: Thanks! Stoned!Legolas was so much fun to write. :)

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