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A Report from the VBC Valinor  by Agape4Gondor 17 Review(s)
galathilReviewed Chapter: 2 on 11/20/2010
I have only just discovered this story.
Are you going to write more? Please say yes, they are wonderful and funny.

Galathil

LarnerReviewed Chapter: 2 on 7/10/2008
Ah, Finderato--to have to deal with a Butterbur and a Ferny on the on-location team! Heh! Hilarious.

Author Reply: Glad you caught that, Larner... It's odd that Ferny 'happened' to show up there, isn't it!!!

Kitt OtterReviewed Chapter: 2 on 7/9/2008
I shudder at Boromir's embarrassment. (And it had to be on live television.)Goodness gracious, yes, he won't want an interview!
Very funny. : )


Author Reply: Of course it was live television...

Glad you enjoyed this... at the expense of our dear Boromir...

I better watch my back!

FiondilReviewed Chapter: 2 on 7/9/2008
Actually, Agape, I hope this becomes a continuing series as the Muse strikes you... there are just *tons* of stuff that our Findaráto could be reporting on covering three ages. It would be interesting, for instance, to have him interviewing Glorifndel after he chases the Witch-king of Angmar away and spouts his prophecy.... *grin* (aren't I evil? *lol*) Good job with this one. Loved the description of Boromir falling into the river... sounds like someone describing an Olympic event.

Author Reply: It wasn't as good as the agony of defeat.... but the reporter was caught unaware and was dumbfounded. I think he'd heard about the prowess of the Steward's son and just couldn't believe he just belly-flopped into the rive.

I'm still laughing myself... AND stop with the nuzguls! I've got to get back to Denethor!!!

Linda HoylandReviewed Chapter: 2 on 7/8/2008
I can just see Boromir as a big name in the News!

Author Reply: I'm sure he would have been. Tharbad once belonged to the men of Numenor... though I'm sure the men of Bree really hadn't a clue... unless a Ranger or two let the name 'slip.'

Oh - that's probably how word got out that Boromir was coming!

6336Reviewed Chapter: 2 on 7/8/2008
Hn, sometimes I wonder about what was in that Horn of his, how it takes him over 3 months to make it to Imlardris, even with loosing his horse is beyond me! He had to have had the worst sense of direction!
More please,
Lynda

Author Reply: Sh! Please don't say that too loudly, Lynda. The poor man has never lived down the embarrassment.... Well, now that he's dead, he doesn't have to worry about it any more...

Unless someone in Namo's halls happens to bring it up around the supper table!

Poor Boromir!

Pearl TookReviewed Chapter: 2 on 7/8/2008
Thank you! We really have gone too long without adequate news coverage of the wild areas to the north and west. Glad to hear that VBC is on its toes!

I agree with Fredegar - I don't think Boromir will be wanting to grant an interview! hehehe

Author Reply: Poor Boromir is about all I can say. He leaves home, probably in a flurry of cameras and such, and then disgraces himself before LIVE television!!!

The VBC strives to cover all parts of Middle-earth and beyonds... Please watch here for continued updates!

Linda HoylandReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/8/2008
A clever and unique take on a famous moment.I hope it is all a ruse to give Eldarion a fright!

Author Reply: Hey - now that's an idea, Linda, for I wondered why on earth Faramir was still alive................

Pearl TookReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/7/2008
This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read - but hilarious!! :-) :-)

I love the bit about him getting up for a trip to the privy - LOL!!!!

Thank you for the morning laugh :-)

(I wonder if I'm going to be the only dolt who clicks on the URL? LOL)

Author Reply: I thought it was weird too, Pearl Took. Just the Muse started chatting and it seemed fun and everything was going well until Aragorn stood up - I'm surprised Arwen didn't faint... though he had just laid himself down!

You know - I clicked on it myself just to 'see' if anything would show up!!! ROTFLMAO

TithenaruReviewed Chapter: 1 on 7/7/2008
Great use of news speak.
What has Eldarion been up to?
A trip to the loo from your deathbed - how sensible.
This is priceless
Loved it
Tithenaru


Author Reply: I haven't a clue as to what Eldarion was doing with that woman - and I really don't want to know!!!!

Very glad you liked this!

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