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The Real Version of the LOTR  by Lindorien
Really, REALLY AU. My own wierd brand of humor. Stars Legolas and everybody else in the Lord of the Rings and bunches of other people besides. Based on the writings of the PURPLE Book, which was secreted under a pile of old receipts and moldy Sauron Comics in the Non-Circulating Room of the Fabled Libraries of Minas Tirith in the basement of the Citadel. By the way, the story is completed. I'll add more chapters in a bit. It is rather long and you shall want to re-arm with fresh throwing tomatoes before you have read very far. This the end of the saga. No suspicious, unmarked packages have arrived at my home, so I am home free, I suppose. I promise the next version of LOTR I put up will be better. The next third is up. The writing as well as the story continues, um...uneven. Sorry, I think I simply watched those movies one too many times.
Status: Complete
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