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Last Updated: 9/8/2004 |
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Published: 9/8/2004 |
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The Watchful Stars |
Last Updated: 9/8/2004 |
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Published: 9/8/2004 |
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Speaking the Dead |
Last Updated: 7/21/2004 |
Speak not lightly of where our hearts are laid;
Dance not spritely where our spirits fade;
In respectful silence read the life we tread;
With hearts reflective let us speak our dead.
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humbly submitted
Inspired by and dedicated to Qowf's wonderful LiveJournal Community -
Speak The Names of the Dead - Please visit and hear their stories.
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Published: 7/21/2004 |
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The Summary Version of LOTR |
Last Updated: 7/18/2004 |
aka The Trials and Tribulations of a Drabbler
Drabbles are shortfics containing EXACTLY 100 words -- no more, no less. Look around this site -- there are tons of the things floating around. I'll stick a few of mine up sometime even. The purpose of this Summary version of the LOTR is to aid the Drabbler in a Serious and Comprehensive way to extract the most salient points of the LOTR so that s/he will be successful in his/her drabbling efforts. Think of it as the Cliff Notes Version |
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Published: 12/16/2003 |
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Captain Thorongil and The Corsairs |
Last Updated: 7/16/2004 |
Oh no! Not THAT song again! Yes, it's another multiparter by Lindorien. I'll finish this. I promise.
For Acacea and with her kind permission.
Please see her lovely drabble series, Interludes, found on this site. Then go blame thank her for this.
Some of the songs get a little, um, risque. Those chapters ARE NOT marked 'Adult', I just want to be certain you're all warned and stuff. I'm kinda an old fuddy-duddy about those things. So - an occasional line maybe. |
| Rating: PG-13 |
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Published: 7/5/2004 |
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Fool's Gambit |
Last Updated: 7/9/2004 |
Chess reflects war, war reflects politics, politics reflect chess.
For Erin's Daughter (aka Silver Oakleaf) on her birthday. If one gambit does not serve, then let us seek another. |
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Published: 7/4/2004 |
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Reflections Bright in Water Dark |
Last Updated: 6/26/2004 |
| Late night, two brothers, a congenial bottle near the fire. When the lines between reality and dreams blur, who can say which is true? To the reader is left the decision. Dedicated to all of you who kept my faith - you know who you are. |
| Rating: PG |
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Published: 6/26/2004 |
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Deepest Blue |
Last Updated: 6/25/2004 |
Sometimes the past intrudes, even upon a settled life. A sweet, sad tale of Faramir.
Happy Birthday, Acacea.
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Published: 1/3/2004 |
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Breakable |
Last Updated: 6/20/2004 |
| An old lady, a broken plate, a young girl. Against the backdrop of war - anything can happen. Sometimes the past steps up to meet a body. |
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Published: 6/20/2004 |
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Silence |
Last Updated: 6/19/2004 |
| Faramir learns of his father's death.
Small changes made. I hope you like it better! |
| Rating: PG |
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Published: 9/1/2003 |
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Mid-Summer's Day |
Last Updated: 6/19/2004 |
| It's the sweet songs that linger. A matter of tradition.
For MSebasky, for reasons which will one day be apparent. |
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Published: 6/17/2004 |
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Drabble, Drabble |
Last Updated: 6/18/2004 |
A few of my drabbles -- all in one place. I expanded this. No. 10 is a double drabble and number 9 a triple - mostly because I couldn't shut myself up. Hope you like it!
Inspired by Elvenesse and hoping to keep her at bay until I can do more writing on my Works of a More Serious Nature, I have added all my drabbles of chapters of the Silmarillion and the LOTR, including one from the Appendix.
Hope you all enjoy it. For reference work on how to mine necessary info out of The Great |
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Published: 12/29/2003 |
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Free Fall |
Last Updated: 6/17/2004 |
The Brothers Gondor -- separation, longing, mourning -- this story belongs to them. Unusual situations and atypical handling. Somewhat a/u. Please consider the authors notes at the end for explanations of the canon departures.
Majorly rewritten because obsessive is my middle name. Those of you who haven't yet read - I hope you enjoy. Those of you who have read it already - I hope you like it better!
This piece is 14 chapters in all including the author notes and dedication, for tho |
| Rating: PG-13 |
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Published: 9/14/2003 |
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Give an Apple |
Last Updated: 6/13/2004 |
| Child rhymes, happy times;
Memories bleak, guarded sweet.
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For Werecat, because she likes it so much. |
| Rating: G |
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Published: 6/13/2004 |
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Alas! Poor Uruk! |
Last Updated: 5/22/2004 |
Featuring our dear depressed Danish Prince of Ithilien, Faramir, and a cast of thousands - mostly dead upon the stage.
Increasingly AU.
In case anybody is wondering -- I am not Shakespeare. Bits of this piece are, but it will no doubt be very obvious to the reader which those bits are.
If you like Shakespeare, don't read this. |
| Rating: PG-13 |
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Published: 2/14/2004 |
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Lindorien in Wonderland |
Last Updated: 5/12/2004 |
| Needs to be rewritten, folks! |
| Rating: G |
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Published: 3/7/2004 |
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Quality Time |
Last Updated: 5/3/2004 |
Kids. Work. Kids. Dogs. Cats. Servants. The usual.
It is amazing that Faramir and Eowyn managed to reproduce at all after the first couple of children. Now twelve years into that marriage they are finding their efforts ever more challenging.
This is in response to a private challenge among friends to write romance between married people. Since I tend to do Faramir and Eowyn and being the longest married of the bunch residing in a house happily filled with kids, dogs, cats a |
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Published: 3/27/2004 |
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Unsettled |
Last Updated: 5/2/2004 |
| Another entry for the WW I Poet's Challenge based on poem by Wilfred Gibson (1878-1962) entitled "Back".
The view of one from the other side.
Humbly submitted. |
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Published: 5/2/2004 |
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Poppies |
Last Updated: 4/25/2004 |
Faramir and Aragorn have a heart to heart as to how best to handle negotiations with Umbar.
Inspired by Lt.Col. John McCrae, M.D., Canadian Army's stunningly simple poem, In Flanders Field
Humbly submitted. |
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Published: 4/25/2004 |
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Dark Dream Shining |
Last Updated: 4/14/2004 |
| Memories haunt despite the march of time. |
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Published: 4/14/2004 |
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Anniversary |
Last Updated: 3/20/2004 |
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Eowyn and Faramir caught between the past and the future. |
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Published: 3/19/2004 |
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Dumb Luck and Other BadFic |
Last Updated: 3/19/2004 |
| How bad can these get? Pretty bad. How NOT to open a story, unless, of course, one's name is Lindorien and one can get away with it. These are so bad that I should probably get myself a fake I.D. and post these only when wearing a trenchcoat and dark glasses. These are the WORST opening lines ever. EVER. |
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Published: 3/18/2004 |
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Nonsense and Less Sense |
Last Updated: 3/13/2004 |
The nonsense verse of Moishe Schmear
The little known cousin of Edward Lear
The cousin who never did leave the Old Country
But stayed in Crown Heights and there plied his poetry.
His star never shone as Edward’s could
Mostly because he wasn’t too good
Presented here humbly are his better known works
They betray hidden genius as well as his quirks.
For those of you only acquainted with Quidditch
Now is a good time to brush up on your Yi |
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Published: 3/11/2004 |
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Through the Lorien Glass |
Last Updated: 3/7/2004 |
| This is in rewrites, folks! |
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Published: 3/7/2004 |
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Forsake Not the Future |
Last Updated: 3/5/2004 |
A challenge to write drinking songs was proposed on another Tolkien site. I considered seriously what sort of song might be appropriate to Middle-Earth following the War of the Rings. Here is my interpretation of the challenge.
Call the singers Men of Gondor, or Men of Rohan, Men of Dale or Elves of the Golden Wood. Perhaps they are Hobbits, or any other of the many nameless and faceless down through the ages who have gone when duty called.
A song dedicated to any soldier, in any f |
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Published: 3/4/2004 |
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Dance |
Last Updated: 3/2/2004 |
| The Brothers Gondor share a few drinks and a trade a few secrets at a dance in the Citadel. |
| Rating: PG |
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Published: 9/2/2003 |
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The Politically Correct Brothel Fic |
Last Updated: 1/17/2004 |
An indepth and thorough discussion of all the ins and outs, whys and wherefores, effects and affects, socio- and politico- and economico- ramifications of the role of the courtesan and the House of Less than Noble Repute in the infrastructure of a Certain Realm where one's Nobility must be able to stand on its own or wither in the effort.
Warning from the Surgeon General of Gondor:
This is boring. It is very, very, very boring. Best not to read this. It is very boring. Soc |
| Rating: R |
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Published: 1/5/2004 |
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Captain of Ithilien |
Last Updated: 12/29/2003 |
| This is being rewritten, folks! |
| Rating: PG |
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Published: 12/29/2003 |
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The Real Version of the LOTR |
Last Updated: 12/13/2003 |
Really, REALLY AU. My own wierd brand of humor. Stars Legolas and everybody else in the Lord of the Rings and bunches of other people besides. Based on the writings of the PURPLE Book, which was secreted under a pile of old receipts and moldy Sauron Comics in the Non-Circulating Room of the Fabled Libraries of Minas Tirith in the basement of the Citadel.
By the way, the story is completed. I'll add more chapters in a bit. It is rather long and you shall want to re-arm with fresh throw |
| Rating: PG-13 |
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Published: 12/11/2003 |
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The Really Short Version of LOTR |
Last Updated: 12/10/2003 |
| The uber-abbreviated version. One day in front of a fire Elrond and Gandalf were chatting... |
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Published: 12/10/2003 |
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In Love's Sweet Embrace I Sleep |
Last Updated: 11/8/2003 |
I had no time to hate, because
The grave would hinder me,
And life was not so ample I
Could finish enmity.
Nor had I time to love; but since
Some industry must be,
The little toil of love, I thought,
Was large enough for me.
-- Emily Dickinson, Number 22:Life
A sweet, sad tale of Boromir. Under Repair. |
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Published: 11/8/2003 |
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Good Counsel |
Last Updated: 10/22/2003 |
Sometimes the best way past some problems is to go way around them. And if it is one's brother who can aid one in this endeavor, is that not what family is for? Hopelessly rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Please do not throw tomatoes, they will stain the carpet. Otherwise, please laugh a lot and remember this is a piece of humor. If you left your sense of it under the bed this morning, avoid this one like the plague!
Also known as 'The Snot Fic'. My deepest apologies in advance t |
| Rating: PG-13 |
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Published: 10/22/2003 |
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Wedding Plans |
Last Updated: 10/20/2003 |
| As Darkness falls, despair becomes the order of the day. A Ranger reflects on his altered future. Features Damrod and a cast of Original Characters. |
| Rating: PG |
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Published: 10/20/2003 |
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Messenger |
Last Updated: 10/12/2003 |
| In the kitchens of the Citadel there is much speculation as to the nature of the tidings carried by a messenger. |
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Published: 10/12/2003 |
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A Place To Come To |
Last Updated: 10/10/2003 |
| Sometimes the past comes up and strikes you full upon the heart. A sequel to FREE FALL that may be read alone but is best when read in tandem. |
| Rating: PG-13 |
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Published: 10/10/2003 |
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Riding Lessons |
Last Updated: 9/1/2003 |
| Dwarves, drink, ponies & wagering. A dangerous combination. But great fun -- mostly.
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Published: 9/1/2003 |
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Wilt Thou Not Love Me? |
Last Updated: 9/1/2003 |
| Before his wedding night, Faramir takes time to reflect. A bittersweet vignette. |
| Rating: PG-13 |
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Published: 9/1/2003 |
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