Stories of Arda Home Page
About Us News Resources Login Become a member Help Search

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hobbits  by GamgeeFest
...But Were Too Afraid to Ask. Why exactly would hobbits feel compelled to give away presents on their birthdays? What’s a twelve-mile cousin and how do I get one? What’s with the foot hair? And where exactly do they put all that food they eat anyway? A Rivendell fic, with a twist.
NEW CHAPTER! The Feet Have It - For Shirebound. Published after Foot Notes.
Status: Complete
  ChapterReviews
Chapter  1: An Unusual Introduction15
Chapter  2: Tea With Hobbits19
Chapter  3: Foot Notes23
Chapter  3: The Feet Have It6
Chapter  4: Be Tween You and Me15
Chapter  5: A Dangerous Game17
Chapter  6: The Best Medicine13
Chapter  7: A Gift for the Byrding12
Chapter  8: A Mister, A Master19
Chapter  9: Fore!19
Chapter 10: Smoke Gets in Their Eyes15
Chapter 11: Crouching Hobbit, Roaring Dragon10
Chapter 12: Breed All About It10
Chapter 13: Out of the Oar-dinary5
Chapter 14: Closing Time8
Chapter Epilogue: Ode to Rivendell11

View All Reviews

View All Chapters